JasMEET In Your Mouth: February 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

Sitcoms

In order to avoid copyright infringement, I just want to state that this is Jimbo Slice's idea, not mine, and he wanted me to make the post since he was too weaksauce at making pictures. Name your all time top 10 favorite sitcoms (I did 10 because there are TOO MANY good ones).

1. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

2. The Office

3. Scrubs

4. Saved By the Bell

5. Arrested Development

6. Entourage

7. Family Matters

8. Full House

9. How I Met Your Mother

10. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Top 5 Wrestlers

Who was the best wrestler in the WWE/F?

1. Stone Cold Steve Austin - The Texas Rattlesnake, the bionic redneck, the toughest SOB in the WWE, he put wrestling on the map for good...and there's nothing better than hearing the glass shattering

2. The Rock - IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

3. Shawn Michaels - HBK and Wrestlemania are synonymous

4. Ric Flair - WOOO!!!!! The Nature Boy

5. Bret Hart - The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be....except for the other 4 guys ahead of him

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

If you were a professional athlete, rank five sports you would pick first

I would pick in order, to play professionally...

1) baseball, although its a long season (162 games) its the least physically demanding on your body and also, the highest paying sport

2) football -- NFL (Not For Long) league and destroys your body, but its America's favorite game and chicks dig football players haha

3) basketball only 82 games, but you are literally flying to another city almost every night and too many ball hogs in the NBA

4) hockey -- physically demanding + i really don't understand the rules that well

5) golf -- no glory and too damn frustrating

Monday, February 14, 2011

TOP 5 THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT GREG

1) always touches my computer

2) tells the worst jokes

3) always threatens to beat me up

4) doesn't calm down

5) throws ping pong paddles

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Top 5 Wrestling Divas

We all know when we were younger we used to watch the WWE for the "real" wrestling.. but lets be honest with ourselves the divas REALLY made us watch the show. My top 5 divas are:

1. Stacy Keibler
2. Trish Stratus
3. Stephanie McMahon
4. Debra
5. Lita

The ongoing debate...

What are the top 5 most important positions in football?

We've discussed this many times and it eventually has to be on the blog. I know, you will all disagree with me and I'm interested in what your picks are.

1. Blindside tackle - I'm sticking with this as the most important position because you really can't run an offense without a good blindside tackle. All the stronger teams who make runs deep into the playoffs have great left or right tackles. All Superbowl winners have great blindside tackles.

2. Quarterback - You can win a championship without an above average quarterback, but you can't win one without an above average blindside tackle. That being said, it is definitely crucial to have a quarterback who is able to make quick decisions and execute the offense efficiently.

3. Defensive Tackle - All championship teams can stop the run. You need a good DT to stop the run. Also, good DTs can make life so much easier for linebackers.

4. Offensive Guard - You need an exceptional guard to pave the way for your run game. All great teams have a good run game. It helps you control the clock, dictate the pace of the game, as well as tire the opposing defense.

5. Defensive End - Ya gotta get to the quarterback! Good DEs can make up for a lackluster secondary.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Would You Rather?

Would you rather:

Attack an old woman OR Get attacked by old women

(for clarification: neither you nor her can defend yourself in either situation....and both beatings are of equal severity and painfulness)

I'd much rather get attacked and beaten....it is way less shameful

Mamacita!

Who (and why) is the hottest present-day female actress?

This is such a tough one for me because my two favorites are Kate Beckinsale (top) and Olivia Wilde (bottom), but if I had to choose only one, it would have to be Olivia Wilde. Both are unbelievably beautiful and have had strong roles. Beckinsale has the vampire thing going on for her in all the Underworld movies, plus she had that real hot diet coke commercial a while back and she was Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive in 2009. But I gotta go with Wilde: she's on House, she was in Tron: Legacy, and she's gonna be in Cowboys Vs. Aliens with James Bond and Indiana Jones (Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford). And she was voted #1 in Maxim's Hot 100 in 2009. It's tough, but I'd take Olivia Wilde.